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You made out with patience?

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Puritans don't do casual hookups. She
probably thinks we're engaged now.

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I believe that we should be together.

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Yeah, but... different world.

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Oh, but that can be remedied. I have met
your friends, and you can meet my

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people. Where's this going?

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Trevor Lefkowitz.

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Allow me to introduce you to... the
other.

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Oh. Nice to meet you. The others?

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Hey, I'm Bruce.

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And this is Brother Richard, my
beautiful wife, Sunrise, and her

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number 28.

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Sometimes people call me Ted.

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So is this like some sort of cult? Oh,
we don't like that word. It's not a

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It's a family.

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Great legs, by the way.

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Oh, thanks.

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Died on leg day. Like to think I
retained some pump.

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This is Trevor, the Jewish fellow I was
telling you about.

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Oh, we're a monotheistic religion as
well.

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We worship Bruce.

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Yeah, he's a guy we met at a cream
concert.

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And now he's our one true God.

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The meteorite chose him.

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Wait a minute.

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Meteorite? Has anyone seen my glasses?
Oh, wait.

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Never mind.

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Flower?

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Bruce. You know of him?

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Yeah.

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He was my cult leader.

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Babe, check it out. The G .E .K.

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3000, the most powerful street legal
metal detector you can get. Okay, but

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did you get this?

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It's for Bimini.

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All those white sandy beaches and drunk
honeymooners. I find two wedding rings

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the trip is paid for. Oh, that's right.
You guys are leaving for your big group

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trip to Bimini today.

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Were you just in the bathroom?

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Oh, yeah, yeah. New thing I'm doing.

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You know, I was thinking about it. Hey,
babe.

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It's got an injection -molded grip.
Sorry, Pete's just explaining why he

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uses the bathroom.

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Yeah, I'll hold for that.

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You know, back when I was alive, sure,
going to the bathroom served a practical

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function, but it was also just a nice
little break in the day.

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So you're just sitting in there?

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Yeah. You know, I let the fact that I
can't metabolize food or produce feces

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keep me from enjoying a moment's peace.

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Sam, we got four new ghosts.

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It's Bruce and some old friends from my
cult. Not a cult. A family.

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So, this is the living who can see
ghosts?

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Yeah, and her husband, he's just a
regular.

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Sam, you won't believe it. The thing can
detect a coin up to 12 feet deep.

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Sorry, Jay. There's a bunch of new
ghosts, one of whom is Flower's old cult

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leader, Ruth.

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Tough day to debut the metal detector.

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But where they all come from? Oh, been
on property a thousand years.

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Never seen.

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It was summer, 1970.

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Our community was being unfairly
targeted by the authorities, so we

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into hiding, and one of our members knew
about an old bunker.

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A Cold War -era fallout shelter where
we'd be safe and secure forever.

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There was a carbon monoxide leak, and we
all died on the first night. We chosen

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ones stayed behind, but most of the
family ascended to the great asteroid

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Oh, I believe you said they went to Io,
Jupiter's third largest moon?

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Right.

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Richard, on it as usual.

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Wait, you're saying there's a bunker
full of dead bodies on the property?

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Seriously?

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Well, if they've been here since the
70s, this feels kind of like an after

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-Bimini situation to deal with, so I'm
going to go pack.

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Bruce, I can't believe you're back.

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We have so much to catch up on.

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I'm Thor, boyfriend of Flower.

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Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Thor.

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You know, we have a saying in the
bunker, boyfriends come and go, but

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forever.

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Actually, I believe... I swear to God,
Richard.

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I mean, peace and love, Brother Richard.

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So, what did you think of my friends?

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Oh, they seem great.

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Oh, good.

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Then with the formality of introductions
behind us, our courtship can proceed

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with the intention of marriage.

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Wait, marriage?

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There she is.

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How you doing?

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Is this the man I've been hearing so
much about?

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Kitty.

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I'm sorry.

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Who's this?

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Oh, tis my truest friend, Barbara.

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We met in the dirt.

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Hey, legs, did you know your hoagie's
out?

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Are you from Philadelphia?

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Does a mummer take a leak on 2 Street?

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South Philly girl. Born and raised.

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Wow.

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Ask if we want to go to the beach for
dessert.

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Yous want to go down the shore for some
water, us?

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Oh, my God.

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You know, I once went down to the shore.

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A beautiful place to drown a witch.

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You led the surrender from Fort
Ticonderoga? I read about that in high

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man. That's far out.

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Well, any surrender is the work of many
hands, but I did sort of get the ball

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rolling on the whole giving up thing.

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Hey, it takes great courage to run away
like that.

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You might even be family material.

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Oh, great. I hope you don't like
sleeping with women. I don't. Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, Isaac.

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I was just sitting here when they came
in. Now we're hanging out.

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They think I'm cool.

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Flower, I can't believe our heavenly
souls have been reunited.

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But in fact, it is just as the meteorite
predicted.

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All hail the meteorite, the source of
all wisdom.

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Yeah, about that.

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When I was alive, you said that the
meteorite predicted the world would end

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February 13th, 2025.

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Exactly. But that date came and went,
and the world didn't end.

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Right. Well, the thing about that is
when I received the math

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from the meteorite, I forgot to carry
the one.

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So you're saying that the meteorite
didn't give you a date that the world

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end, it gave you an equation?

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That's right.

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Makes sense to me.

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Math is hard.

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You ready, babe?

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Karen and Libby are picking us up from
the airport. They're going to be here

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minute. Yep, I'm ready.

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Are you still bringing the metal
detector?

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Uh, that depends. Do you want to be the
most popular people on this group trip?

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He's got a point. Everybody wants to
talk to the guy with the metal detector.

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It's a great icebreaker.

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Or use axe to break ice.

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I come with news.

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Flower has rejoined the cult.

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Oh, no.

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This is very bad.

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And more news.

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I also got in.

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Great, they're almost here. I'm going to
get the bag. Uh, Jay, we might have to

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meet them at the airport.

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There's a bit of a ghost situation.

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Damn it.

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You know I got in on the first try.

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Bruce says not a lot of people get in on
the first try.

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This is awful.

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Yeah, I thought that flower put all that
cult stuff behind her. That car ride to

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the airport with Garrett and Libby was
going to be prime bonding time.

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Oh, I see. He's upset about something
much more trivial.

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It's about... winning a group trip. The
car ride bonding leads to the airport

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bonding, and by the time we're in
Bimini, everyone else is on the outside

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looking in at us. I'm sorry, Jay. I'm
just worried about Flower.

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It's okay.

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We still have the metal detector.

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We still have our ace in the hole.
Hello. Is anyone worried about me?

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also, as previously mentioned, got in.

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Congratulations, Isaac.

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Flower makes so much progress.

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Many things thanks to Thor. Not for Thor
to say, but now Thor, very worried for

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Flower. Well, go talk to her, big guy.
If anyone can get through to her, it's

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you. Yeah.

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For good speaking.

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Oh, she's perfect.

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Instead of sandwich, she says hoagie.
Instead of sprinkles, she says jimmies.

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just break up with Patience and get with
Barbara.

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Oh, sweet innocent sass, if only we're
that simple. You can't dump someone and

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then date their best friend.

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Well, I mean, over the course of one
year, I dated four brothers.

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But the rules don't apply to me.

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I'm birdie.

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I got it.

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I have to get patients to break up with
me.

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Then I'm not the bad guy. The question
is, how am I going to get patients to

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break up with this?

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If only there was someone on the
property who was an expert on getting

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Oh, come on. That's a little bit
hyperbolic. Well, Joe never came back,

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course the car goes lefty for roast
beef.

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Yeah, that was tough. Okay, not that
I'm...

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The expert. But if you want patients to
break up with you, just figure out all

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the things that she likes about you and
then just try to change those things.

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Well, I can't do anything about the
chiseled jawline.

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But she does seem really into my work
ethic. Maybe there's something I can do

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there. Great. Sounds like a plan.

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Thank you, Seth.

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I stand on the shoulders of dump giants.

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God, I could help.

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It's so nice to have you back in the
fold, Sister Flower.

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And just to be clear, she did not get in
on her first try.

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Which is fine. I mean, not everybody
does.

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Flower, can Thor speak with you?

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Oh, hey, Thor.

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I'm not sure that now is a good time.

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Actually, now is a perfect time. Flower
had something she wanted to talk to you

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about. Flower?

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Flower, what are you talking about?

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Let's talk in private. I'm afraid you're
not going to like it.

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What about him? Did he get in on the
first try?

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What's happening?

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Going to break up with Thorfinn? No, you
big oaf. I'm going to destroy the cult

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from the inside.

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What do you mean?

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Seeing all of my old friends still
falling for Bruce's lies, it's just too

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for me to bear.

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So, I'm gaining their trust, and then
I'm going to expose Bruce for the fraud

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that he is.

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Yes, use deception to destroy enemy.

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It's like time I tell Dana's chief I
want to discuss treaty, but instead use

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to kill him in front of entire family.

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Uh, yeah. Yeah, sort of the same thing.

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How can Thor help?

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You can't. This is something I have to
do on my own.

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Now, scream like I just broke up with
you and then storm out of here.

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What trouble is he?

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Just wallowing in self -pity.

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I got fired from my job.

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Oh, dear.

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Well, I am certain you will soon find
another firm in need of a moneylender.

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not interested.

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I'm thinking about getting into sloth.

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Maybe become a layabout.

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So, if you want to get off the T -train,
I completely understand.

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Oh, the tea train is a locomotive from
which I shall never disembark. What?

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You're not going to break up with me?

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Oh, the first sign of trouble? Heavens,
no.

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Loyalty is the most divine of virtues.

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But why would you want to be loyal to
me, a lazy do -nothing? Now, you listen

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here. You are an ingenious and
resourceful man with hearty quads and a

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buttock. You will find your way.

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I believe in you, Trevor.

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Really?

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That's, uh... That's one of the nicest
things anyone's ever said to me.

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Thank you.

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Patience.

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Patience.

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Bruce, why are we welcoming Sister
Flower back into the family?

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Yeah, I thought you hated Flower. Isn't
she the reason we had to go into hiding

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in the first place? Guys, guys, let's
not gang up on Bruce.

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I'm sure he has his reasons. Thank you,
Richard.

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I do have my reasons.

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It's true.

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Flower betrayed her.

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So, we will welcome her into our warm
embrace, and then we will take our

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revenge.

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Applause.

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Hey there,

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Trevor. What are you doing?

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I wanted to see how you're doing.

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So...

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How you doing?

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Whoa.

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I thought you were Patience's friend.

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She's all right.

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A little creepy.

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Now, are we doing this or what?

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I, uh... I don't know.

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Come on.

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I thought you liked the way I talked.

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Wah -wah, skookle, cheesesteak with
whiz.

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No, no, I can't do this.

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What? Barbara, you may be a stone -cold
ten, and your dialect is pure

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uncut sex appeal, but patience is loyal,
and

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you're not.

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And, oh,

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I think I'm into patience.

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Wow.

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Well, you know what?

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You're a friggin' loser.

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Bigger friggin' loser than all the
pirate fans put together.

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Go filth.

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I just overheard something crazy. Those
lunatics are trying to make Flower a

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little dirt weasel. Peter, slow down.
What are you saying?

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I was going to the bathroom and I was
just about to pretend to flush when I

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heard the cult start talking about their
plan to lure Flower to the bunker and

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push her into the dirt. I can't believe
this.

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They're making secret revenge plans
without me?

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There's always another velvet rope
behind the velvet rope.

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Pete is saying that Bruce has an evil
plan to seek revenge on Flower.

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What did Flower do?

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Apparently, after she left the cult, she
blabbed to some undercover cop at

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Woodstock about their whereabouts, and
that's why they had to go into hiding.

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they blame Flower for their death. So
Flower basically killed 20 people.

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That's pretty hot.

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Flower told a cop about the cult, which
caused them to go into hiding, and now

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they're going to take her back to the
bunker and push her into the dirt. Oh,

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Although, if I recall the last time
Flower was in mortal danger, the ghosts

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of handled it on their own, and I bet it
was kind of empowering for them. We

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need to tell Flower. To the TV room to
stop them. Yes, and to get to the bottom

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of why they didn't include me in their
plotting, but mainly the stopping thing.

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Oh.

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What did you do to Patience?

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What are you talking about? She said she
walked in on you hooking up with

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Barbara. What? No, I rejected Barbara.
It almost killed me, but I did it. Well,

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whatever happened, she seemed pretty
upset.

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She said she never wants to talk to you
again, then she yelled her name three

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times and ran into the dirt.

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No! They're gone!

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Have you guys seen Flower or the cult?

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I think they went back to the bunker.
What? All of them? But how could they go

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without mail number 51?

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That's me.

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Oh, no, Jay, they went back to the
bunker.

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It's okay.

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Patience can leave it there. Yeah,
unfortunately, Patience is mad at

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she went back into the dirt, and it
doesn't seem like she's going to be

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back anytime soon. Ah, a Puritan
scorned. If we don't get to the bunker

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Flower will be lost to us forever.

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But we don't know where the entrance to
the bunker is, and I don't know how

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we're going to find it. That hasn't been
opened in 60 years. It's probably

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completely grown over with grass.

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Huh. If only there was someone with the
right equipment and the know -how to

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find metal in the ground.

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Oh, wait.

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Boop, boop, boop.

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I think I found our guy.

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How'd that work?

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Jay, you know this means we'll miss our
flight to Bimini. With great power comes

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great responsibility.

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Our invisible hippie friend is in the
ground and we're going to go get her

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because my wife fell down some stairs
five years ago.

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00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,820
Ooh, cool bunker.

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Flower.

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We have some unfortunate news we need to
discuss with you. You're not actually

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here for a 60th anniversary cult orgy.
Oh. We brought you here to punish you

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for betraying us.

328
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:15,680
What? We know that you ratted us out to
a cop at Woodstock.

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I mean, I did talk about you guys, but I
don't recall any cop.

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And I was just saying all the nice
things about the orgies and the drugs

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00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,580
smart you were with the tax evasion. Oh,
wait.

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00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,300
Now I see. Okay.

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Sister Flower, for your betrayal, you
are hereby sentenced to an eternity in

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dirt.

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00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:41,960
Husband, your ban on touching women is
temporarily lifted. Now push her through

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the wall.

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00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,760
No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

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00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,240
Wait.

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00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,920
What is that? The GK3000 to the rescue.

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00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,220
Flower! We're here for you!

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00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,020
We made it in time. Flower's here.

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00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:58,080
Back off, hippie scum. Whoa.

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00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,820
If we could get cable down here, this
would be a literal man cave.

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00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,359
So, was everyone told about the dirting?
I'm not saying I support it, but as

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someone who famously got into the cult
on the first try, I would have loved to

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have at least been looped in.

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00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,359
Flower, let's get you out of here. Wait.

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00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,720
I can't leave yet.

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00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:19,430
I came here to expose Bruce as a fraud
and free all of my old friends from his

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grasp.

351
00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:21,990
What's this world talking about?

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00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:26,210
Bruce preys on your desire for community
and family.

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00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:29,610
But real families aren't bound by
manipulation and control.

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00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,710
Real families are bound together by
love.

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00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,310
She's crazy.

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00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:39,410
And anyone who dares listen to her will
never again get a nibble of my carrot.

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00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:42,750
Like these guys could have left me here
to get pushed into the dirt, but they

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00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,740
didn't. Would Bruce do the same for any
of you?

359
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:51,580
Oh, I'm getting a new prophecy.

360
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:58,420
The meteorite says a great betrayer will
return to sow seeds of doubt.

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00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,480
Hold on. That could be flour.

362
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,060
Interesting. Good point, Richard.

363
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:07,360
Meteorite? What is he talking about?
That is a Heideki. You know, one of

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00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:11,520
fake rock things that you put a spare
key inside of? We had one outside for

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00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,520
Jerry to...

366
00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:16,170
Oh, damn it. No, no, no, no, no. This is
from space.

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00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:21,250
If that's on his ghost person, then the
actual hide -a -key, which would prove

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00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,670
that Bruce is a fraud, is on his dead
body.

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00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,890
Oh, no.

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00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:28,230
All our dead bodies are in the other
room, through that door. The bodies are

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that room, Jay.

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00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:32,630
Bruce died wearing a little satchel, so
the hide -a -key is probably inside

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00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:34,110
that. Oh, fine.

374
00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,470
I'm on it.

375
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:39,090
You should be sipping Mai Tais in the
Delta Lounge.

376
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,410
This is ridiculous.

377
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,950
Why must the outside world intrude on
our affairs?

378
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,130
Oh, my God, Sam, I'm going to throw up.

379
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:50,090
Why are they afraid of our happiness and
secret knowledge?

380
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:54,890
Okay, I got it, but I'm picking the next
50 movies for movie night.

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00:18:56,310 --> 00:18:57,690
Made in Taiwan.

382
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:03,050
I believe Taiwan is actually the third
moon of Saturn.

383
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,310
Can it, Bruce?

384
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:07,030
And a Volkswagen key.

385
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,570
Oh, yeah, that's hard to defend.

386
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,180
Okay, well, sorry, folks.

387
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Cult's over.

388
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:18,740
Honestly, it's a bit of a wait -off. My
name's Jason, and I couldn't get a

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00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,660
girlfriend. Jason and Bruce feels a bit
lateral.

390
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,960
You know we have to dirt you now, right?

391
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,660
Ooh, I'd rather you didn't.

392
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,580
So that's a no. Okay.

393
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,580
Well, we're getting done.

394
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,920
Nice seeing everyone.

395
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:39,600
So you found the deceased and then
waited a week to get in touch with my

396
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:40,860
What's happening here?

397
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:44,320
Sam and Jay are trying to explain to the
coroner why they went on vacation after

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00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,760
finding a pile of dead bodies.

399
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,959
And how's that going?

400
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:51,080
Marvin, are you familiar with the
concept of island time?

401
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,260
Not well. Look, you guys are my best
customers by a wide margin, so I'm going

402
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,260
let it fly this time.

403
00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,240
It's not great that you're on these kind
of terms with the coroner.

404
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,160
So, uh, how was Bimini?

405
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,400
It was...

406
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:06,940
Good. I mean, we had to take a later
flight than everybody else, so we missed

407
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,480
the whole first night, you know,
welcoming drinks and the opening

408
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480
the scavenger hunt.

409
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,140
Yeah, there were a lot of inside jokes
that we didn't get, so we were kind of

410
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,440
playing catch -up the whole week.

411
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,480
Oh, yeah, that sounds tough.

412
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,820
Well, I'm going to start tagging the
bodies.

413
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,560
Well, at least you got to attend.

414
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:28,640
And it seems like you may be on the
short list for Marvin's Christmas party

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year.

